Post by Leif on Jan 22, 2014 18:00:09 GMT -8
BEAU
dancer • quick • committed • broom racer
Oh, hello there. Who are you? I am Beau Jangles Cooper. Bojangles? No... I'm Beau Jangles Cooper. Bojangles? Oh damnations of the stars! I am Beau middle name is Cooper I mean Jangles. You get the picture. Muggle named Dylan Llama? Who is he? He sounds like a thief if he uses my name. I am Beau JANGLES Cooper. Good! We got that all squared away. I'm quite glad we have that squared away, now we can get into important details. Wait. Why are you calling me Brando Eaton? I definitely do not look like him. Wait, who is he? I'm sorry, miss... But, I am of pureblood. I don't know these muggle things quite well. Um... They have tunnels with carts on wheels? That's all I really know about muggles. I don't interact with them. There's no reason to interact with a... Young kind. jangles cooper
slytherin • sixth • sixteen • boobloverdancer • quick • committed • broom racer
I am a sixth year Slytherin. Slytherin is a great house. I know the traits, every one of us Snakes do. Cunning in showing evasion or deceit to achieve something... I can do that, oh yes. Resourcefulness? I have networks. That's enough. Now, ambition... I am definitely ambitious. Actually, I think my brother Weston is probably more ambitious then I am. Actually, give him that trophy. Not gonna start an argument over it. I don't want to lose... I'm not afraid of losing. My traits hold true. I will achieve my ends, as the sorting hat says by any means. I was not misplaced. I love my achievements, I love my goals. I will defend what I hold dear, if I can get out unscathed. Actually, I'd probably be the first to sock... I'm sorry, I mean punch the other person if they threaten me, my family... Or hurt one of us. I am defensive. I am protective.
So, as I said, I am a sixth year Slytherin. I am four birthdays old... You want years? I am sixteen and will be seventeen in February. My birthday is the 29th day of February. I was born in 2008. I know, strange birthday right? That means I've had a birthday in 2012, 2016, 2020, and finally 2024 this year!
Okay. May I please talk? OKAY, LET US START WITH THINGS I KNOW ABOUT MYSELF! I am not very stubborn, I'm willing to step aside for others. One of my biggest strengths I suppose is deceit. I've seen it with my eyes, I can easily place a white lie here and there to try and turn the intentions against others. I'm not an easy guy to hate, and I like this reputation. So, smile... Be nice, and backstab. I'm a backstabber, yup. I work through other people. Those that do know me well enough, can overlook this trait.
I have a high ambition and I am a determined boy. I can and I will achive my goals. I can think on my feet and make decisions at a snap. I don't ever say "I need a minute" because I am always ready. I can pick out a place, my food, a restaurant, or whatever within seconds without second guessing myself. I try to live with no regrets. Regrets aren't good. I am very patient. If I know I'm going to wait a while, I bring my homework, a broom, or a book... Something to distract me while I wait.
I have larger arms. I like my arms. I love to run. I love race my broom and love quidditch. I roll up my shirts just enough, I prefer shirts that are a bit shorter on the arms. Why? It shows my arms off. I just deny it. I purposely wear a tie, just so I can loosen it around a lady. Apparently babes dig that. They quite love it when I loosen a tie, show off my arms, or stretch to pick something up behind me and expose a small amount of skin. It's a great reason to care about my appearance.
So. I guess you know. I love ladies. Boobs are nice. They're fun to look at. They're fun to fondle and other stuff us boys like. I don't need to go into details, if you don't understand this you're obviously a gay guy missing out. Ugh. Gays. You make little to no sense. I just hope you at least breed before you change your choices to keep our blood going. But, hey! I'm up for fun, but I'd more prefer a girlfriend. I like the idea of a relationship. Boobs are nice, but relationship with an awesome girl (with boobs) is better. I am not fond of muggleborns. I prefer to hang out with those I know could be trusted. My parents say purebloods can be trusted, so I trust them. Except that blood traitor family, Lumiere. Avoid Cabot and Desdemona is my goal right now.
Okay... Let's see. Yeah. I have a brother named Lincoln and a sister named Avalon. Another brother named Weston... Also, guys better watch out with my sister. I will be there with my wand at the ready. It'd be pointed with your name written on it. Hurt her, I'll point it at you as a threat and then sock you. I go traditional this style. After I sock you, I expect you to duel. You deny, you're a coward. Cowards have no place and are labeled bad in my book. Want a tip? Don't get yourself labeled a coward. Be a man about it around my sister. I hate when anyone calls me narrow minded or skeptical. I'm not either... Am I?
My wand is hard to miss. It is a ten inch wand made of ebony wood. It is a black wand. The wand has a spiral curve to it, if it were straight it'd probably be around thirteen and a half inches. My wand is flexible and is very light due to the core. The core is a fairy wing. My wand feels as light as a quill feather pen. It's great at Charms, which is my best class. I'm good in other classes. Defense Against the Dark Arts I have to practice with more than the rest... But, I prefer to sock someone over hexing them. My hands can handle a little bit of heat. My face can too. I don't start a fight I can't handle. Oh, yeah my wand was crafted in 1864. I got it for my birthday. The details I'll not get into.
So. Miss, I invite you to either take off your shirt or hop on a broom and race me to the whomping willow and back. Up for the challenge?