•• NATHANIEL MATTHEW FLETCHER
SPEAK BOY! TELL ME YOUR NAME! YOUR SPECIES! YOUR AGE! EVEN YOUR BIRTHDAY!
"Um... Wait. What? Who the heck are you?! Tell me! I... I don't... I'm lost... I guess my name is Nathaniel Matthew Fletcher? I am um... Nineteen. I just turned nineteen not long ago. I was born in January... On January seventh. I guess... 2004 would be the year? It is 2023 right? I don't know where my first name came from... My middle name... Is my dad's first name... Matthew. I guess I am a muggleborn wizard."
YOU! IMPOSTER! WHO DO YOU LOOK LIKE? DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE BLIND SEER!
"What do I look like?" -coughs- "What are you... Blind? Oh... Um. I guess I'm like six feet tall? I weigh something like a hundred and fifty-five pounds, I'm not all that sure cause I don't step on a scale every time I see one. Heck! I don't even have a scale... Wait. What do scales look like? Anyways. My weight goes up and down depending on how active I am... I like to exercise and run, but sometimes I'm lazy. I'm fit, I can eat like a horse some days and other days barely take a bite. I have a scar on my stomach when I had some surgery back as a kid. Y'know, I'm muggleborn... Don't you dare go yapping to me about muggle contraptions. I think they're doing perfectly fine.
"I've been told I have wild hair... But, I do comb or brush it down... Usually with my fingers. That is until Sammy messes it up. Ugh. I miss Sammy. Is Sammy here? I want to see him. My hair color is sometimes dark or lighter. I don't know exactly why, it's brown... Yes brown. But, sometimes it looks black, black, black. Other times a dirty blond... Other times just brown. I don't know. I don't keep up with my hair. It often times grows out long until someone bitches at me to cut it. I don't really give a shit about my hair much. I do brush it behind my ears when it's bothering my eyes when playing around on some gadget or gizmo.
"My clothes. I guess are average? Normal? I don't like wearing robes like old wizards do. Come on! Green is a crime against fashion. Wizards seriously need fashion police. Anyways, I keep to my muggle roots a lot. I have brand name clothing from boutiques and shops. They usually just appear in my closet when my parents visit or one of their staff do... Everything fits perfectly. But, somehow I always manage to get a damn hole in my sock. Where do those holes come from? Ugh. I hate that. I guess I'm a pretty average boy... But, Sammy thinks I'm adorable. He quite loves the dark hair under my belly button that he jokingly calls my happy trail... I do have some hair on my chest, around the center between my breastplate. But, it's not much. I don't really have much underarm hair, it's like... Light and just a little bit. Um. Why did I tell you that?"
I LIKE INTERROGATIONS! WHAT DO YOU LIKE? WHAT DO YOU DESPISE?
"I guess I love to read... I love to have a freaken thrill. Roller coaster, broom racing, scare me to death... I love it... Sometimes hate it. I love dogs, they're amazing creatures. I love the mornings, I go running each morning cause it's awesome. I love to run, because it's awesome. I love my independence and deciding what to do. I love to travel, I mean I really, really, like to travel. I like technology, dear god do I love technology. I know, it's strange for a wizard to like muggle contraptions, but I do... I really do, and I try to make them work with magic so I can take them into heavily magic area where they short out! It's a fun challenge really! I like boys, I like boy parts, and I'm pretty sure I like being a boy. Flying... Is amazing.
"I don't like to sleep. Sleep is a pure waste of time. I hate being disorganized. I don't like family reunions... Crows are plain creepy. Newspapers are boring. Who reads them anyway? Ice... Don't like that very much in my drinks. I don't like turkey. I hate homophobic people above all else. I dislike when the internet is down... I know, a wizard on the internet? Shut up, I like it. I hate being tongue tied knowing what I want to say but I cannot find the words..."
I CAN BREW VERITASERUM WHAT ARE YOUR STRENGTHS? TELL ME YOUR WEAKNESSES...
"What? How am I supposed to know what I'm good at? I guess I'm a
persistent bastard. When I set my mind on something I see it through, I want my goals done. I keep my promises and all. I've always been good at
keeping promises. I can be quite
observant and I'm told by a lot of people and by my grades back in Hogwarts I am quite
intelligent. I am
creative and love to try and invent things. I'm the son of a technology mogul... A muggle man named Matthew Fletcher who is the CEO of Fletcher Enterprises, a powerful tech company. I like to try and merge muggle technology with magical technology... My dream is to make the shiny top edge smartphones to work in highly magical places like the Ministry or Hogwarts... So far just Hogsmeade... Now to get a cell tower built there... Hahahaha. How do I do that again? I'm also very
decisive. I come up with decisions quite easily, I let others have a chance sometimes... But, in the end I'm great at coming to decisions.
"My weaknesses? How the hell am I supposed to know that? It's not like I can straight out and tell you that I'm a
stubborn asshole half the time. I'm very
impatient, I get
hurt easily, I also
trust very easily. I get
distracted from almost anything like all the time. No distractions? What's the fun in that! I feel like I have little direction in my life. I feel weak in my knees around
Sammy and other
hot boys. Ugh, Sammy, don't tell him I was peeking in the mirror while he was in the shower... Hahahaha."
TAP... TAP... TAP... WHAT ANNOYS YOU? WHAT ARE YOUR QUIRKS? HABITS?
"What ticks me? What ticks me off is you interrogating me. I do not like being interrogated. I tap my foot constantly. I constantly grab for whatever gadget around even when paying attention to another. I'm quite good at multitasking to be honest. I hate being hurt by people I trust. I think I get a bit jealous when I see my boyfriend, Sammy hanging out with someone else. It ticks me off when I lose control of my animagus form. I'm good at my animagus form, but god damn, I hate when I lose control because I'm too tired or something. I hate sleeping and I hate being woken up from my sleep. I get quite mad when Sammy nudges me awake when I haven't ran off for my run yet.
"I tend to bite my lower lip quite often. I hate dropping things. I somehow hit my toes or head on things all the time. I constantly play with my hair, messing up my good groomed hair. My handwriting is quirky I guess? I speak of what is on my mind sometimes without realizing it... Okay more than sometimes. I tend to rub the side of my neck a lot where Sammy likes to kiss, tease his teeth, suck on to make sure I didn't get bitten."
OBLIVIATE! WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!
"What is my deepest fear? I guess it'd have to be um, anything happening to my parents? I know they're muggle. I understand they're muggle and I'm magical. I strongly believe I'm of two worlds, two completely different worlds. I love magic. I love technology. I love my parents. I'm afraid to lose my muggle roots or magical newfound roots. I'm afraid of losing my boyfriend again. I'm also afraid that my vampire boyfriend will bite me. I know... Eventually I need to let him bite me... I keep rubbing my neck. I don't think he has noticed. I'm afraid of anything being done to me against my will... Like really afraid of it. My secret, my deepest secret? Oh, I guess it's no longer I'm gay. I kind of despise my mother? She's always working, traveling, off with who knows who. I call her, she barely ever answers. My dad's busy, but he makes time for me. I guess my worst memory in recent time? It's honestly easy... Sammy breaking up with me because of whatever reason. Ugh. That boy better never break up with me again. Or I will murder that vampire with my own stake."
EXPECTO PATRONUM! WHAT ARE YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORIES? YOUR PATRONUS FORM?
"Can I perform a patronus? Yes. Why yes I can! It's a bit hard, I wasn't able to do it until the end of my sixth year... And it was misty at most. I found my animal out right before I graduated Hogwarts in the seventh year. My patronus animal is the same as my animagi form, a docile white
bear. Was a bit disappointed when it wasn't a bird. Oh well... I'm okay with it. My happiest memory? Recently is Sammy kissing me for the first time after the initial freak out he realized I was lying about my last name trying to hide my whereabouts. Also was pretty damn happy when I found out I was a wizard."
SO... ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE... WHO ARE YOU... SEEING... DATING? STALKING?
"Um. Who am I dating? Stalking? My love life? Um. When I was like sixteen I kissed a boy for the first time. I came out as homosexual... Gay when I was fifteen. I was crushing hard on this boy I was texting and owling randomly by mistake and finally met him. He asked me to be his boyfriend, things were great, I loved laying out on the balcony watching the stars with him in my arms or me in his arms. He broke up with me... I found out he was a vampire. We got back together, I know I love him. I really do. I decided I'm going to let him bite me one day, I'm not sure when, but, when I feel comfortable enough. I think it'd have to be in my bed. Ugh, I'm terrified of needles. Do vampire bites hurt? He's nibbled on my ear and scraped my neck...
"I'm not exactly sexually active. I may or may not jack off thinking of him or at a picture I have on my phone or copied onto my parchment from photos I taken while testing things. I drop to my knees sometimes, or grope him. Um. I sleep in my boxers. So does he, so... Sometimes. Anyways yeah. Like after I get out of the shower when I'm getting dressed sometimes I'm pulled straight into bed and fall asleep with his arms around me. I don't mind. But, things are going well so far? I... I don't know what else to say. He's like my first serious boyfriend... My first love. Does everyone get a heartbreak? He broke my heart breaking up with me once. So glad we're back together now..."
DO YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY? TELL ME OF YOUR FAMILY... SIBLINGS... PARENTS...
"I'm the son of the technology mogul Matthew Wyatt Fletcher who took over my grandfather's position as CEO, my grandfather is the famed muggle founder of Fletcher Enterprises, Wyatt Fletcher. Y'know who they are, they're a huge competitor of Apple, IBM, and Samsung. Fletcher phone or bust if you get muggle phones. My mom is a world traveler off doing news or whatever fits her fancy. She's like never home. I live with my dad in Scotland, in his lake home. Never bothered moving out. He doesn't mind me staying there and built my room to suit me when I was like fifteen when my parents were first separating. They're still married, just separated. My parents are both muggles and quite well off in life. Other family? I guess Sammy is probably the one other person I'd want in the room with me. I do have a brother, my mom had a kid early in her marriage. He lives with his dad, I don't see him so often, but he's kind of cool. My mom said she only wanted one kid, so I guess I should be glad she cheated or I wouldn't be here. Right?"
ONCE UPON A TIME... MY LIFE STORY IS BORING, BUT... I WANT TO KNOW YOURS.
"You want me to recite you the story of the life since I popped out of my mom? So. Um. I guess I went to a party with my dad and came home with my mom? Anyways. I don't know the details of the night I was conceived. Heck, I just know I was born on January 7th. I don't know if it was snowy, or rainy. It was snowy. It is always snowy in January. Anyways. I grew up with a quite happy childhood. My grandfather was an inventor of technology. He helped unveil one of the first smartphones to enter the smartphone war. He competed with Apple and Samsung. When I was one year old my grandfather's company hit a ten million dollar evaluation. Well, I was born in London, like literally a month after my parents moved out here. I guess I'm American? But, I was born British? If that makes any sense. My mother was British though.
"Anyways, when I was one my grandfather flew from America to visit me. He gave me a letter. Mom lost the letter. Dad told me it was something like: 'Nathaniel, we are thrilled to have you in the world with us. You made me smile far more than I could have imagined over the video chats. I haven't smiled as much since having my own son as a child. I want you to have the best of everything, now that I can provide it. Unlike I was to do to your father's childhood. Take this, I trust you, I trust your blood Nathaniel. I trust you will be taken care of by your amazing parents. When you turn eighteen years old, Nathaniel you will gain control of twenty percent of Fletcher Enterprises. I know, only two million dollars now, it could be two thousand in seventeen years or more, or nothing. But, you my grandson, any success I make belongs to you. Happy first birthday. Twenty years from now, you can have access to a bank account... A fund I set aside for you.' I don't have access to my trust fund yet, I'm only nineteen right now.
"But, when I did turn eighteen twenty percent of the company shifted to my control automatically! I didn't even have to sign paperwork because my father did when I was one. He held it for me for seventeen years. So. Um, you know that two million dollar evaluation in American money? It's kind of like fourteen... Fifteen billion dollars now. I guess I'm a billionaire. But, I don't have much spending money. I just take what's from my dad's wallet and exchange it for wizard money or go buy muggle things. It's complex... Yeah. Anyways, my parents raised me in London. I quite liked it. When I was ten years old I was mad at my mother and all the glass in the living room shattered. Oh man, she was pissed. I apparently started floating about and blew up like a big balloon! Freaked my parents out. Wizards showed up within moments. A few days later some witch from the ministry came and explained to me and my parents that I'm a wizard. A freaken wizard! That was awesome. I couldn't believe it. I turned eleven a few weeks after that. The witch gave me some books to learn about their world and told me to learn what I want. She came back in the summer to take me and my parents to Diagon Alley so I can get my first wand.
"I actually had an easy time with my wand. It's twelve inch walnut. The man in the shop told me he knew at first glance I'd be an innovator. My father was blabbing about how much magic could help technology, of his inspiration magic gave him. Him and the witch argued over which was better. But, my mind was blown. It's a versatile wood according to the man. He told me inventors constantly use it. Was I going to be an inventor? At the time I didn't realize but as I grew older I found myself mixing muggle technology and magic together to make my camera work in school. I even used it to shoot out basic text messages near the gates to Hogsmeade when they were closed. That didn't work very well. Found out only one out of a hundred work. Waste of freaken time.
"Anyways. Hogwarts was fun. When the sorting hat was placed on my head it went back and forth between Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff. The sorting hat asked me if I had a preference. I was so confused. The Ravenclaw people were nerds right? The Hufflepuffs seemed friendly. I decided. I told the hat Hufflepuff. So. I became a badger. Anyways, I eventually joined the quidditch team in my fourth year. I only stayed on it for one year as a chaser. I kept missing practices cause I kept getting busy. My grades were very good, I was actually quite good at transfiguration, charms, and arithmancy. But all in all, I passed everything with good marks. I pursued Charms and Transfiguration the most. I went with Arithmancy all the years, as well as Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, Potions. I was bored a lot. I took shortcuts a lot... I did become a prefect. That was cool. I kissed a boy at the school winter ball when I was sixteen? Got punched in the face. That was fun. My first kiss too. My parents separated too... My dad built an awesome home in Scotland. I still live there.
"Anyways. When I graduated I was thinking of traveling the world. But, a professor told me a few months before to consider joining the WADA... Wizarding Academy for Dramatic Arts. So. I did. So, now I'm currently listening to people play music as I dance around and learn to dance. I'm enjoying the WADA. I mostly work behind the scenes, as a stage hand. I help combine muggle technology and magic to make things work smoother. I did go up on stage and performed once... Alongside Sammy. But, that was after we met.
"Have I told you about Sammy? Sammy Swann? Samuel Swann? Well. One day I was sitting on the grounds of the WADA and this owl, this dumbass owl ran into me with a message for a girl named Emma about a bra... And some um. Intimate boy things. Well, I replied back. We kept communicating back and forth me and this boy, it ended up him knowing of muggle technology. So we texted on a phone and sent photos back and forth. Finally after like two weeks... We met up. He kissed me. I kissed him. We met up in a muggle place, my dad put a bodyguard out to protect me. Well, the bodyguard screwed up and revealed I lied about my last name which pissed him off. So, I invited that boy home to see who I am, see how I live. We ended up laying out under the stars that night until I was so tired that... Actually. I don't quite remember how I ended up in bed. I just remember pulling off my pants and shirt and crawling under my blankets in my boxers... And Sammy's arm wrapping around me like at four in the morning.
"I've always gone running ever since I was a kid in the morning. I like get up at five. Run to two. But, that morning I slept in with a boy next to me, his back was showing. I smiled and laid back down and snuggled with him. That was the start of me and Sammy's relationship. Oh, we didn't really do anything that night besides kiss. Don't get me wrong, I so wanted to jump his bones. But, I didn't. Things went well, he asked me to be his boyfriend while we were under the stars. I accepted.
"Well then, Sammy broke up with me. After a few weeks of dating like on the second date. That bastard broke up with me. I was pissed off. At school I ignored him, dodged his classes and parts of the campus, his friends. Eventually we ran into each other again and I just yelled at the boy 'I was in love with you, why did you have to go break my heart you bastard?' I found out he was a vampire because he shushed me off while he was talking on the phone. I have really good hearing, always have. I can hear people whispering ten feet away from me. I heard him talking about blood. I asked him if he was a vampire. I told him I was okay with that. So... That's how I got a vampire boyfriend...
"He hasn't bit me yet. I don't want him to. I don't want my neck to have a bite in it. He's licked my neck, kissed it, sucked it, bit my ears, scraped my neck with his sharp teeth, but never broke my skin yet... I'm glad he has some restraint. So, we got back together. I did finally get to grope that boy... And other things like dropping down to my knees. Anyways, that's not important and for you, the interrogator to know. Right? So now, things are going very well with Sammy. They're serious. It's been like three... Four months. I lost count. I like that boy. I really do. I think it might be time to let him bite my neck... Just to make him happy. He's never asked, but, I think he wants to. I know he does. I watched him drink blood, it didn't creep me out strangely. I think, it's only fair he can try his boyfriends... Right?
"I don't know what to do. I'm in love with a vampire. I'm torn between two worlds, the muggle and magical. I'm a muggleborn dating a pure-blood. What the hell did I get myself into? A badger and a snake..."
my name is LEIF i am TWENTY-THREE years old I hail from -8 GMT.
