•• XENO LONGBOTTOM
SPEAK BOY! TELL ME YOUR NAME! YOUR SPECIES! YOUR AGE! EVEN YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Hi. What up? Um. I'm Xeno. That's my nickname and the name I prefer. I don't really like my full name of Xenophilius Franklin Longbottom. Xenophilius is such so long and so unusual. I know, my grandpa had the name. But, I'm my own person. It most definitely wouldn't have been a name I would ever have chosen. So, I go by Xeno. I'm Xeno. Got it? Great, we'll be great friends now. -sly smirk- I'm twenty-one years old which is legal in like um... America for something? Not sure what. I was born on the twenty-fifth day of December. I totally got screwed. This means I was born in 2009.
YOU! IMPOSTER! WHO DO YOU LOOK LIKE? DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE BLIND SEER!
Oh um. What do I look like? So um, I'm told I look like a muggle dude named Austin Butler. I looked it up on one of their websites of suspected wizards and someone posted a picture of a very young Austin Butler that looks strikingly like myself. So, that's kind of neat I guess? But anyways I don't know much about him. So um. I'm fit enough? I'm about five feet and nine inches tall. Not too tall, not too short. So that's good, I guess? So anyways I um have blond brown hair? I'm not entirely sure on the color. But, my eyes are blue.
So, what's my style? I guess I had a really poor sense of style for a long time. It wasn't until I was like sixteen I started getting concerned about my appearance and begged my mom and dad to let me change my wardrobe around. I'm not sure they liked it. I completely changed everything. I got rid of a lot of old things and completely wanted new everything of varying brands. Second hand shops actually have some good deals if you focus around them enough. My clothing is modern compared to what other wizards use? I know my grandpa probably would've disliked it. But, I like it. Right? I do prefer jeans, I have a bunch of colors. I do have khakis, they're nice... Chinos are too. Most of my clothes are usually light, but I do layer them when its cold out or I have a date or something. I go for comfort a lot.
I LIKE INTERROGATIONS! WHAT DO YOU LIKE? WHAT DO YOU DESPISE?
Likes:
- Strawberries - I'm like superb addicted to them. I eat everything once they come into the house.
- Movies - I do quite like the cinema, even theaters, show stuff. It's quite amusing. I find them relaxing. You know, sitting around for an hour or two or three not doing anything but losing myself into a story.
- Charms - Charms was actually my strength in school. It just felt right? I also did well in Care of Magical Creatures and Herbology.
- Animals - Oh! I love them. I bet everyone in my family does. Right? I've kind of always wanted a dog though.
- Piano - I can play it quite well.
- Famous Wizard Cards - I collect them. Have since I was a kid. I think they're awesome. Though, a tad embarrassing. It's my guilty pleasure. The chocolate's not bad.
Dislikes:
- Messes - I don't like super messy places. Clutter is fine. My room is clean, there's nothing on the ground. My bed is made. I don't like big messes. No messes is amazing. I clean when I'm really bored and want to procrastinate from studying. Don't let many of my friends know this okay?
- Robes - Oh. I dread Hogwarts robes. Please dear sweet ghost of St. Nicholas don't have me wear them again.
- Ice - I like snow. Ice is okay. But. If it's in my drink, I want a straw. Ice, I just don't like them in my mouth. Not entirely sure why. But... Ice cream is fine.
- Tongue Tied - I hate having a word at the tip of my tongue. Don't you?
- Ladies - Oh I love ladies, don't get me wrong. Just not in that way. Cause I'm gay?
- Unfairness - Please be fair okay? If you're unfair, I don't like you.
- Grapes & Cherry - Not exactly sure. Why the heck do they taste like medicine?
I CAN BREW VERITASERUM WHAT ARE YOUR STRENGTHS? TELL ME YOUR WEAKNESSES...
As a child I was most definately not the brightest of the bunch. I fought back against my parents at every step of the way. I was tough. When I needed to learn to read? I threw the book across the room and breaking china dishes with my throwing. What caused me to start reading? Myself. I started reading because I approached it myself. I didn't like things being handed to me. I liked getting it myself. I was quite stubborn when it came to this world.
I am usually honest, but I can be mighty dishonest when it comes to things. I learned to push myself and yet hold myself back. I did pretty damn well my first year in Herbology. I acted like I didn't know some things because some of my friends were struggling with it, so I pretended to do so as well even though my father probably would've known I was faking. I did the same thing in Care of Magical Creatures. My mom's like a magizoologist.
I've been told I could be quite narrow-minded at times. I don't really believe this. I can think on my feet quite well. I'm accustomed to it. I did like to dance when I was little. I liked screwing around with the piano. I had to think for myself on these. Same way with the book. I had to approach it myself. I don't really like being dragged places. Actually, I'm okay with it now. As a kid? I hated it. I actually am quite patient, it does surprise people if they know me well enough. I seem hyper, high on energy, wanting to do a million things, super talkative. But, I can wait. I'm a pretty patient person and it is surprising. I'm good at waiting for people, for things. I know I can move fast, but I think it's nice to take time to smell the roses.
I'm not entirely useless. I did help my parents with chores when waiting for something or super bored or something. When I was like eight and I was extremely impatient and wanted several things at the exact moment. Mom told me to write down what I wanted. I was struggling with my writing at the time so it took me about an hour to write those things down and spell it right because I wanted it to be right. I didn't want a double standard typical answer from my dad if he saw it and ask me to rewrite a line because he couldn't read it. So, I sat there trying to write as neat as I can. Today? I have actually nice handwriting. I really do like my handwriting. I also keep journals now writing down thoughts. It helps me keep things clear and it gives me something to do. I guess it's my own personal shrink?
Stars help me if anyone ever finds my journals. I write too much in them even the intimate details of my life. I'm actually a passionate person. I love to explore new things. Did you know I could play the piano? Charms was actually my forte in school followed by Astronomy? I did pretty damn well in Care of Magical Creatures and Herbology as well. However, Defense? I kind of sucked at it until my fifth year.
I love sweets. I love to shop. Oh and I'm most definitely gay. I find it amusing when a girl's pissed off because I'm not staring at her and saying in a half drunken daze
you're pretty and start giggling like a little school girl. Fuck. I'm twenty-one. I'm not a little kid anymore. Want to dance? Ask me. Otherwise let me drink my damn drink okay?
TAP... TAP... TAP... WHAT ANNOYS YOU? WHAT ARE YOUR QUIRKS? HABITS?
What ticks me off the most is people asking stupid questions. I only have so much of a tolerance. I do however play the piano. I tap my feet. I tap my fingers. I bite my lower lip constantly, things like that? I do really hate beeping sounds. No idea why. They just. Like annoy you? Or muggle car sirens. My stars. Control your damn steed. My broom doesn't do that.
OBLIVIATE! WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!
I really don't know my deepest fear to be honest. I think and think about it. I just really don't know. My worst memory? Actually it's probably going to sit under the sorting hat for the first time. I was thinking of the worst things. I sat down on the stool thinking about the dead Hufflepuffs my parents mentioned, not the good ones. I remembered how bad my dad's first year was. My mom said stories of how she was harassed to my sister to make her feel better. It didn't help me. Not at all. I just freaked out. Scariest moment of my life. It was also the moment I felt that changed my life the most.
EXPECTO PATRONUM! WHAT ARE YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORIES? YOUR PATRONUS FORM?
I actually
can produce a patronus. It's not easy, mind you. I'm glad I don't need a reason to produce one much in this day and age. It's hard for me to believe the sort of times my parents lived through. I grew up in a happy rabbit time where you could hump anything and not have to worry about some evil guy trying to chop your head off. My form is actually a fox. My happiest memory? Oof. That's a hard one. I actually had a pretty damn good childhood? I would guess it was my first kiss back when I was sixteen?
SO... ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE... WHO ARE YOU... SEEING... DATING? STALKING?
I am currently single. I just got out of a bad breakup with a guy I've been seeing for one year and one month. It was the hardest breakup in my life. I thought breaking up with my first boyfriend was hard, my first love. But this guy? A year of my life I gave him. Only to have him cheat on me. It hurts. Really badly. I'm getting over it. I am homosexual, gay... Just so you guys know. Right now I'll probably find a one night stand or two to help dull the heartache.
DO YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY? TELL ME OF YOUR FAMILY... SIBLINGS... PARENTS...
Mom's Luna Lovegood, now Longbottom. Dad's Neville. If you don't know who they are, you're obviously needing to go back to History class. Now, um. I have an older sister named Alice?
ONCE UPON A TIME... MY LIFE STORY IS BORING, BUT... I WANT TO KNOW YOURS.
All in all. I'm a laid back, open guy. I'm warm. Have a good heart, I guess? I help people out. I'm flexible. I can be snarky. Curse too much sometimes. I do talk sarcastically at times. But, man. Boy. Can I speak the dialogue out of you.
-this section to be used as recap-
my name is LEIF i am TWENTY-THREE years old I hail from -8 GMT.
